As heard on "How I Met Your Mother" from February 5 (The day after the Superbowl).
Almighty Tivo. We thank you for all of the gifts you have given us. The power to freeze live TV to pee is nothing short of God like. Let's not forget fast forwarding through commercials. It seems greedy to ask anything more from you, Oh Magic Box. But if you malfunction and miss the SuperBowl we will destroy you in the alley with baseball bats. Amen.
Just thought it was too funny not to pass on.